Q: Who tells the best Frozen Chicken jokes?
A: Shivering Comedi-HENS!

Q: Why did the turkey cross the icy road?
A: To prove he wasn't a Frozen Chicken!

Q: Why did the Frozen Chicken stay outside during the blizzard?
A: It always liked fowl weather!

Q: What do you call a cold and frightened scuba diver?
A: A Frozen Chicken of the Sea!